Modern society invented everything great, and the rest of history is just a bunch of chumps squatting in holes. The thing is, some of that seemingly recent stuff has been around a lot longer than you'd figure.
It's our time. Our time to defeat the snobs. Are you with me? Then step into my teleporter, fellow snob-fighters; it's time for us to journey out into the world.
Game theory is the study of how to choose the best move and to get the most stuff when other players are trying to take it. They should teach it after counting but before the alphabet
From the moment we step inside, IKEA deploys sly manipulation tactics meant to lure us into purchasing shit we don't need.
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs, there are a few pioneers of medical research that arguably smashed entire cartons more than necessary to arrive at their world-changing breakthroughs.
People would think differently of night owls if they knew our dark, yawning secrets.
Eleanor Levinson has been living with epilepsy for ten years, so we figured we'd ask her what it's really like.
Surgery is often seen as the easy way out for people who are too lazy to diet and exercise, like a cheat code to skinny. Let me assure you, it's not.
Prejudice persists within ourselves, we're just less aware of it.
Superpowers are awesome, but did you know they exist in real life? They're just not quite as comic book-worthy.
In the course of building fictional worlds full of magic and wonder, game makers have thrown in a bunch of incredibly disturbing elements they're hoping you don't notice.
Turns out our stupid meatshells are actually working overtime to juggle ridiculously complicated tasks behind the scenes.
These B.S. gadgets claim to possess magical powers that will save you time and energy in all your food needs.
It doesn't seem as sexy as light, but by noogie-ing sound into submission, you can make it do some pretty amazing stuff.
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so Mother Nature, consider these bizarre and terrifying abominations a compliment.