Cracked Archive - Science

6 Insane Realities When You Sweat Through Your Shoes Daily

The same is true of sweating. If you sweat so much that you have a Dwayne Johnson amount of sheen on you for weeks on end, life gets complicated. And wet.


I Trick Bulls Into Gay Sex: 5 Realities Behind Your Beef

The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?


25 Pet Behaviors That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think

Because you know they can read our minds.


5 Dumb Truths Behind Amazing Scientific Mysteries

Rare new mushroom, male sex toy. Same difference.


5 Realities Of Using Ecstasy To Treat Veterans With PTSD

Turns out that crap you can buy off the street corners is some kind of miracle cure.


5 Scientific Facts That Shatter Your Image Of First Contact

Our first contact with aliens is going to be stranger than we were lead to believe.


Why Planet 9 Isn't Going To Destroy All Life On Earth

If someone tells you Planet X will kill us all, check and see if they're wearing a tinfoil hat.


7 Ways Police Can Brainwash You Into A False Confession

Police interrogation is expressly designed to elicit a confession from a suspect -- facts, evidence, and innocence be damned.


Agoraphobia Is A Physical Illness: 5 Strange Realities

It's impossible to imagine being afraid of, well, everything in the Universe outside your front door. Unless, of course, you've been there.


19 Awesome Explanations Of How Everyday Machines Work

Photocopying your butt involves a lot of static electricity.


I Weigh Over 500 Lbs: 5 Surprising Realities Of My Life

We, as a society, have long mocked fat people. But it's time we started to really understand what they're going for.


22 Amazing Ways Humans Have Changed In Recent History

Our species has changed in lots of radical ways. And no, it's not that we're dumber and lazier.


22 Evolutionary Advantages Of Seemingly WTF Bodily Functions

It turns out our allergies are a bizarre defense mechanism.


6 Reasons Bananas Are On The Brink Of Extinction

Thanks to a fungus that's slowly been spreading around the world's banana crops, America's most popular fruit is heading for extinction.


6 Species That Make Humanity Look Primitive By Comparison

There are animal species out there that both make humans look like hot garbage and that know that we look like said garbage.