It turns out we're really living in the slowest developing Roland Emmerich movie ever.
Unfortunately, modern medicine firmly believes that all medical problems either affect everyone in exactly the same way or don't affect one gender at all.
It turns out a lot of common healthcare practices don't really fit the definition of 'science-based medicine.'
If someone gets angry you handed them a shook up can of soda, now you can turn it in to a quick science lesson that probably won't save you.
Misinformation, determined addicts and dealers ... just a few things you deal with as a gatekeeper of a great narcotics vault.
'Healthy' and 'unhealthy' foods trade places more often than pro wrestlers in a tag-team match.
It's called Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, and it means some people just can't eat that dry-ass turkey every year.
What will Earth look like to you, a benevolent extraterrestrial emperor? The answer is 'A planet full of Darth Vaders hopped up on bath salts.'
Science isn't everything. It's given us a lot and granted wishes beyond ancient humanity's wildest dreams, but there are some things it just shouldn't have to do.
There are plenty of parenting techniques that just seem like common sense, until science comes in and points out how your well-meaning habits are just making things worse.
And, still, we're sure the comments will be full of people claiming to be experts on Saturn and how these are all B.S.
Now that most people can just add "pick up weed" to their afternoon to-do list, we forget how shady it is to snag drugs that are less than legal.
I'm going to tell you about my debilitating panic attacks, because at the very least I deserve to make some money out of this terrible experience.
Sometimes a flaw is just a flaw, but other times it can be the Silver Surfer to a Galactus-sized, life-ruining problem.