Our species has changed in lots of radical ways. And no, it's not that we're dumber and lazier.
It turns out our allergies are a bizarre defense mechanism.
There are animal species out there that both make humans look like hot garbage and that know that we look like said garbage.
Worried people are stealing your stuff? Just get a picture of a pair of eyes.
Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.
Being a miracle of science isn't quite the blessing you'd think it was.
Hey, you could be drunk RIGHT NOW and not even know it.
An aneurysm occurs when one of your brain vessels becomes engorged with blood, like a mind-erection. Only you definitely don't want this kind of boner.
It's clear that the United States was anticipating a future full of space battles and daring snatch-and-grab operations.
When we die, we'll probably have to pay the celestial piper and burn off all the bad karma by coming back as a lowly beast. And if we're really awful, we'll come back as one of these.
When Hollywood sets out to write up a good old-fashioned space adventure, it often just rips real scenes from the pages of history -- it really is hard to top them.
Humans truly are the freaks of Mother Nature: We're the only animals that like spicy food.
[Disclaimer: Do not start putting garbage bags on your head]
Want to drink water in space? Prepare to consume recycled sweat, dirty water, and, yes, pee.