Cracked Archive - Science

5 Crazy Ways Climate Change Is Affecting Us

It's like Captain Planet's fever dream.


Don't Forget To Add Natural Disasters To The '2020 Sucks' List

California is on fire again and that's to say nothing of the earthquakes and hurricanes.


The Best Presidential Prediction Model (Is Dumb AF)

It will shake you to your core.


Dying People In Canada Can Now Do Magic Mushrooms; Why Stop There?

It's time we put the spice in hospice.


5 Ways Being Rich Messes Up Your Mind (According To Science)

This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.


Yes; You Can Sense When Someone's Watching You

You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.


Soooo, Corona May Cause Brain Damage Too

Even if COVID-19 goes away, that doesn't mean the effects won't last.


The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About

In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.


5 Futuristic Predictions That Now Sound Hilarious

Science fiction has like one job -- to imagine the future, so it's kind of embarrassing when it totally fails at that.


Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)

One of these at a time please.


First COVID Drug Is Coming; Not That You Can Afford It

Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.


Florida Is Changing The Definition of “Intensive Care” To Lower Infection Numbers

When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.


5 Mating Rituals That Prove Nature's Freaky AF

Even a David Attenborough voiceover couldn't class up the love life of the animal kingdom.


Goofy Ways Our Ancestors Thought We'd All Die

New science scares us!