Just in case you were having too good of day.
Time to call your uncle.
You deserve nice things.
You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.
Those B-movies are way more factual than you'd think.
Nothing ruins a joke like dissecting why a joke is funny.
Unicorns and dragons have nothing on these.
Things that'll make you go 'Huh? What now?'
There's been a lot of news lately, but science never sleeps.
I don't want to alarm anyone, but there's an entire skeleton inside of you right now.