It's like Captain Planet's fever dream.
California is on fire again and that's to say nothing of the earthquakes and hurricanes.
It will shake you to your core.
It's time we put the spice in hospice.
This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.
You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.
Pictured: Not real.
Even if COVID-19 goes away, that doesn't mean the effects won't last.
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
Science fiction has like one job -- to imagine the future, so it's kind of embarrassing when it totally fails at that.
One of these at a time please.
Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.
When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.
Even a David Attenborough voiceover couldn't class up the love life of the animal kingdom.
New science scares us!