Cracked Archive - Science

R.I.P. Arecibo Telescope - You Absolute Unit
R.I.P. Arecibo Telescope - You Absolute Unit

A painful goodbye to the most well-hung telescope in the world.

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Great Tits Could be Global Warming's Next Victim (The Bird, That Is)
Great Tits Could be Global Warming's Next Victim (The Bird, That Is)

Global warming has officially gone too far.

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We All Steal Each Others Weird Dreams
We All Steal Each Others Weird Dreams

It sounds like we binged on edibles, but hear us out.

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Dogs Laugh -- And Do For The Same Reasons We Do
Dogs Laugh -- And Do For The Same Reasons We Do

Everyone in the audience of a Judd Apatow movie is no better than a drooling, butthole-sniffing dog, but we knew that already.

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The  Bizarre Nipple Obsession Of Koko The Gorilla
The Bizarre Nipple Obsession Of Koko The Gorilla

The famous primate was an infamous pervert.

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Apparently, Different Animals Keep Evolving Into Crabs
Apparently, Different Animals Keep Evolving Into Crabs

Seems a bit shellfish, don't you think?

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Science Of Needing People To Think You’re A Dork
Science Of Needing People To Think You’re A Dork

We don't like people who are too perfect. It's science.

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America's Extremely Dumb History Of Falling For Infinite Energy Scams
America's Extremely Dumb History Of Falling For Infinite Energy Scams

Perpetual motion machines are as American as baseball and deep-fried cigarettes.

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5 Crazy Science Stories That Flew Under Everybody's Radar
5 Crazy Science Stories That Flew Under Everybody's Radar

Let's get blinded with latest and greatest of science.

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A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)
A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)

You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.

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5 Crazypants Scientific Discoveries (Happening Right Now)
5 Crazypants Scientific Discoveries (Happening Right Now)

There's been a lot of news lately, but science never sleeps.

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5 Stupid Things Quietly Destroying the Planet
5 Stupid Things Quietly Destroying the Planet

Other than just general human kind.

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Science Doesn't Know How Eels Bone
Science Doesn't Know How Eels Bone

Eels don't kiss and tell.

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