Cracked Archive - Science

Trash Pseudoscience Health BS That Celebs Have Sprung On Us
Don't listen these tips, and, for the love of God, don't pay for them.
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- By Maggie Clancy
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Weird Ways Science Is Screwed
Science can solve a lot of problems, but apparently not these ones ...
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- By Adam Wears
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Pizza-Fueled Lizard Broke The Constipation Record, RIP
What we're about to tell you is literally going to make you want to lose your shit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Cracked Primer On That Murder Hornet
Here's a quick dive into these new-to-America murder hornets, by Cracked's resident Guy With A Bee Allergy
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Top Secret Psychological Experiments (That Were Basically Torture)
The two-way mirror has four faces.
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- By Diego C., E.M. Caris, Ian Kurz
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Please Don't Listen To Elon Musk
Unless you want to learn how to publicly accuse random people of pedophilia.
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- By Luis Prada
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Stupid Ways Humanity Is Screwing Up The Planet
Man, human civilization is just a drunk-driving steamroller.
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- By Aquiles Cacho, Christian Markle
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Fox News Promoted The Hell Out Of A Miracle Cure, Then Suddenly Stopped
It's almost like it was BS all along.
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- By Luis Prada
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Sorry, That's Your Real Voice On Zoom
Your voice sounds worse than you think it does.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NASA Engineers Working From Home Need Old-School 3D Glasses
Much of the equipment NASA uses at the Jet Propulsion Lab was able to be shipped home, save for one thing.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Disagreement Could Be The Most Important Factor In Team Success
Screw synergy. Success is all about disagreement.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We're Finally Free To Breathe In All The Mercury We Want!
An absolute win for mercury.
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- By Luis Prada
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Hey, Let These Scientists Take Pictures of Your Butthole
It's for science.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'Animals Are Returning' Stories Are BS
That dolphins and swans are returning to Italy’s waterways is only sort of true at best.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Know How Old Whale Sharks Are Because Of Nukes
Whale sharks are gentle giants of the ocean, but they've seen some s#!t.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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