Cracked Archive - Science
Why Science Is Still Mystified About How Humans Work
Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
- By Jason Pargin, Scott Laffey
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- August 28, 2016
20 Ways Your Workplace Is The Worst Place To Work
Your job is pretty much a pit of stress, procrastination, and death.
- By AM Smiley
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- August 27, 2016
5 Animals We've Bred Into Existence That Spit In God's Face
Nature doesn't need any help brainstorming weird stuff to confuse and horrify us. Yet here we are, helping her out anyway.
- By Eamon Lahiri
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- August 23, 2016
The 6 Most Insane Pooping Strategies Dreamt Up By Evolution
Sometimes things get downright bonkers when nature calls.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- August 12, 2016
History Books Told You This (Genius Breakthrough) Was Porn
Warning: Boobs ahead. (But they're science boobs.)
- By Robert Evans
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- August 09, 2016
Creepy, Out-Of-The-Box Sex Studies That Were Maybe Illegal
Some of our boner scientists are getting a little too creative in their research.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 08, 2016
28 Underrated Ways Life Is Different For Men And Women
It turns out it's more than different genitals that separate men and women.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 08, 2016
6 Nightmare Historical Diseases Humanity Forgot Are Possible
Some of the most truly horrible and bizarre diseases reared their heads for one specific moment in history before vanishing just as strangely as they arrived, never to be seen again (we hope).
- By Adam Wears
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- July 26, 2016
6 Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose
Our bodies are weird, as the farts that half of you will inadvertently release while reading this can attest to. But at least now we know why.
- By Mordecai Jones
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- July 24, 2016
24 Ways You've Misunderstood Sex Your Whole Life
Time to dispel those locker room myths.
- By AM Smiley
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- July 23, 2016
Popular 'Life-Hacks' That Are Detrimental To Your Life
Spoiler alert: Not everything you read on the internet is true.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 20, 2016
America's Almost Out: Bizarre Secrets Of The Blood Industry
Turns out there's a lot of drama and hard decisions, both when it comes to collecting blood and when transfusing it into another body.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- July 18, 2016
5 Mistakes You Will Make When You Try To Eat Healthy
Since 'staying alive and healthy for longer' is the reason we decided to invent society in the first place, you'd think we wouldn't have all these roadblocks between us and healthy eating.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 12, 2016
I Had Testicular Cancer: 4 Awkward Realities
I choose to view the sack as more half-full than half-empty.
- By Ryan Menezes, Jason Garramone
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- July 10, 2016
Urban Legends About Alcohol (That Are Complete B.S.)
These myths were probably all conjured up by people who were totally plastered.
- By AM Smiley
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- July 09, 2016
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