It turns out that some of the lessons Captain Planet taught are about as useful as telling people to wipe their butts with recycled uranium fuel rods.
If you thought things like chest hair implants were bizarre, then prepare to feast upon this hideousness.
We're here to break what we call the 'Circle Of Dumbass,' wherein one dumbass passes down bunk knowledge to another and then it passes again, and again ...
Here for your new-life-starting pleasure, are the most scientifically promising ways that we might one day be able to swap bodies with some rube.
Guess what: scientists are just normal people who get up every morning, drive to work, and occasionally screw up in excruciatingly highfalutin' ways.
Science is the coolest thing in the Universe, and it can prove it.
Can humanity ruin this awesome science stuff? Spoiler alert: Yes.
We spoke to Christie, Emily and Kevin about the strange things you experience when medical professionals cut your skull open and start playing around inside.
Remember that for every guy in a lab coat torturing red pandas, there are plenty of hilariously lighthearted experiments.
We sat down with a woman whose father contracted Fournier's Gangrene, an aggressive brand of flesh-eating bacteria famed for attacking its victims crotch-first.
We sat down with Wren Williams, a woman who suffers from bipolar disorder, and here's what she told us about living with one of the most stigmatized illnesses in the modern world.