Thomas B. can do you some things you probably can't, but he's still missing his fingers in a world designed by and for them, and sometimes that really freaking sucks.
WARNING: The following article will disturb you. (Unless you're a hardcore Slayer fan.)
The same is true of sweating. If you sweat so much that you have a Dwayne Johnson amount of sheen on you for weeks on end, life gets complicated. And wet.
The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?
Because you know they can read our minds.
Turns out that crap you can buy off the street corners is some kind of miracle cure.
Our first contact with aliens is going to be stranger than we were lead to believe.
If someone tells you Planet X will kill us all, check and see if they're wearing a tinfoil hat.
Police interrogation is expressly designed to elicit a confession from a suspect -- facts, evidence, and innocence be damned.
It's impossible to imagine being afraid of, well, everything in the Universe outside your front door. Unless, of course, you've been there.
Photocopying your butt involves a lot of static electricity.
We, as a society, have long mocked fat people. But it's time we started to really understand what they're going for.
Our species has changed in lots of radical ways. And no, it's not that we're dumber and lazier.
It turns out our allergies are a bizarre defense mechanism.