Cracked Archive - Science
Scientists Have Dispelled The Myth Of The 'Poop Knife'
It’s a crappy experiment but someone had to do it.
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- By Cedric Voets
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22 Early Humans Possibly Hibernated (And We Should Too)
Last I checked, you can't get evicted from a cave.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Octopuses Punch Fish Out of Spite, Research Shows
Octopuses, they're just like us -- spiteful jerks!
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- By Carly Tennes
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55 Animals With Unreal Powers
Prepare to be amazed, disgusted, and occasionally terrified.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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5 Medical Procedures From 30 Years Ago (That Now Seem Barbaric)
Even in the Seventies and Eighties, medicine was nothing like today.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The Murder Dollhouses That Changed Forensic Science
A teensy tiny window into the world of crime.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Australia Fined NASA For Littering ... A Space Station
Skylab was going to fall, and where it was going to land, no-one knew.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Scientific Formula For Making Friends (Seriously)
Making new friends? It's largely a numbers game.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Of Modern History's Dumbest Inventions (Came From One Guy)
It takes a real genius to imagine such fantastically stupid things.
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- By Max Mitchem
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5 'Whoa' Scenes From Ancient Earth School Forgot To Teach
Recorded history is just a tiny sliver of the planet's real history.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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R.I.P. Arecibo Telescope - You Absolute Unit
A painful goodbye to the most well-hung telescope in the world.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Great Tits Could be Global Warming's Next Victim (The Bird, That Is)
Global warming has officially gone too far.
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- By Carly Tennes
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We All Steal Each Others Weird Dreams
It sounds like we binged on edibles, but hear us out.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Dogs Laugh -- And Do For The Same Reasons We Do
Everyone in the audience of a Judd Apatow movie is no better than a drooling, butthole-sniffing dog, but we knew that already.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Bizarre Nipple Obsession Of Koko The Gorilla
The famous primate was an infamous pervert.
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- By Mac Faber
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