Cracked Archive - Science
6 Ways Society Is Designed To Screw Teenagers Every Day
It's always been rough being a teenager, and there's at least some evidence it's now rougher than ever.
- Authors
- By Carolyn Burke
- Published
- Comments
-
336
336 5 Painfully Accurate Human Behaviors In The Primate World
Soon, monkeys will have unsatisfying jobs in IT and erectile dysfunction.
- Authors
- By Nathan Williams
- Published
- Comments
- 116
7 Species That Will Rule The Earth When We're All Dead
Plenty of species are just waiting for us to extinct ourselves as hard as humanly possible -- and some of them might be getting a bit impatient.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
- 180
6 Science Breakthroughs Of 2016 That Might Save Humanity
Even in a year as garbage as 2016, science just keeps right on trudging through the sludge of human misery to bring us incredible advances.
- Authors
- By Ivan Farkas, Norbert Gehardt, Luke Miller
- Published
- Comments
- 519
6 Medical Conditions That’ll Give You Endless Nightmares
Spoiler Alert: Our bodies are alarmingly disgusting and frightening.
- Authors
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
- Published
- Comments
- 240
Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!
We've got your morning reading covered.
6 Horrifying Bugs That Forgot To Follow The Rules Of Nature
Bugs are made of equal parts nightmares and hell-dimension rage.
- Authors
- By Cracked Writers
- Published
- Comments
- 239
5 BS Science Myths Your Entire View Of The World Rests On
While we'd hope you leave school know a few undeniable truths, it turns out you're leaving with fewer than you think.
- Authors
- By Saikat Bhowmik
- Published
- Comments
- 501
7 Of Your Dumb Fears (Science Says Are Justified)
Don't let anyone tell you your fear is irrational. It's worse -- it's evolutionary.
- Authors
- By E. Reid Ross
- Published
- Comments
- 456
7 Famous Companies Who F**ked The World And Got Away With It
While the sales pitch of every successful company is to offer consumers some way to make our lives better, a whole bunch of them have secretly been doing the exact opposite.
- Authors
- By Nimby Smith
- Published
- Comments
- 379
5 Supposedly Healthy Things That Are Good For (Killing) You
Some natural health trends do worse than make you insufferable at parties; they straight kill you.
- Authors
- By Alyssa Feller
- Published
- Comments
- 484
6 Creepy Things That Happen To The Human Body (When You Die)
When you leave your body for good, your cadaver opens the door to an endless parade of potential indignities.
- Authors
- By Marina Reimann
- Published
- Comments
- 189
8 Everyday Things You Had No Clue Were Actually CGI
There's nothing you can't do with computer generated imagery and wheelbarrows full of money.
- Authors
- By Chris Radomile
- Published
- Comments
- 196
6 Massive Animal Swarms That Are Impressive And Horrifying
We humans tend to think that we successfully conquered the planet centuries ago and are currently sitting comfortably at the top of the food chain. But, well, not so fast.
- Authors
- By Eamon Lahiri
- Published
- Comments
- 147
Jokes You Didn't Know Were Indicators Of Mental Illness
Your sense of humor says a lot about you. And we mean that in the objective sense. Oh, and none of them are good.
- Authors
- By Nathan Williams
- Published
- Comments
- 383
Why Science Is Still Mystified About How Humans Work
Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
- Authors
- By Jason Pargin, Scott Laffey
- Published
- Comments
- 269
