Cracked Archive - Science

The world consumes a lot of beef. But how much do you actually know about it?

• By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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• May 07, 2016

Rare new mushroom, male sex toy. Same difference.

• By Jim Avery
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• May 04, 2016

Turns out that crap you can buy off the street corners is some kind of miracle cure.

• By Robert Evans
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• April 30, 2016

Our first contact with aliens is going to be stranger than we were lead to believe.

• By Gregory Maus
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• April 25, 2016

If someone tells you Planet X will kill us all, check and see if they're wearing a tinfoil hat.

• By David Huntsberger
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• April 22, 2016

Police interrogation is expressly designed to elicit a confession from a suspect -- facts, evidence, and innocence be damned.

• By Mark Oliver
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• April 21, 2016

It's impossible to imagine being afraid of, well, everything in the Universe outside your front door. Unless, of course, you've been there.

• By Amanda Mannen, Christie
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• April 18, 2016

We, as a society, have long mocked fat people. But it's time we started to really understand what they're going for.

• By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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• April 10, 2016

Thanks to a fungus that's slowly been spreading around the world's banana crops, America's most popular fruit is heading for extinction.

• By Mark Hill
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• April 01, 2016

There are animal species out there that both make humans look like hot garbage and that know that we look like said garbage.

• By Ian Carey
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• March 28, 2016

Well, at least the good news is we don't have to give up toilet paper.

• By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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• March 25, 2016

Being a miracle of science isn't quite the blessing you'd think it was.

• By Amanda Mannen, Alice Kirkman
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• March 15, 2016

Hey, you could be drunk RIGHT NOW and not even know it.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• March 14, 2016

An aneurysm occurs when one of your brain vessels becomes engorged with blood, like a mind-erection. Only you definitely don't want this kind of boner.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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• March 07, 2016

It's clear that the United States was anticipating a future full of space battles and daring snatch-and-grab operations.

• By Sergei Korolev
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• March 06, 2016