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Cracked Archive - Science

Creepy, Out-Of-The-Box Sex Studies That Were Maybe Illegal
Creepy, Out-Of-The-Box Sex Studies That Were Maybe Illegal

Some of our boner scientists are getting a little too creative in their research.

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6 Nightmare Historical Diseases Humanity Forgot Are Possible
6 Nightmare Historical Diseases Humanity Forgot Are Possible

Some of the most truly horrible and bizarre diseases reared their heads for one specific moment in history before vanishing just as strangely as they arrived, never to be seen again (we hope).

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6 Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose
6 Gross Bodily Functions Humanity Developed On Purpose

Our bodies are weird, as the farts that half of you will inadvertently release while reading this can attest to. But at least now we know why.

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America's Almost Out: Bizarre Secrets Of The Blood Industry
America's Almost Out: Bizarre Secrets Of The Blood Industry

Turns out there's a lot of drama and hard decisions, both when it comes to collecting blood and when transfusing it into another body.

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5 Mistakes You Will Make When You Try To Eat Healthy
5 Mistakes You Will Make When You Try To Eat Healthy

Since 'staying alive and healthy for longer' is the reason we decided to invent society in the first place, you'd think we wouldn't have all these roadblocks between us and healthy eating.

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I Had Testicular Cancer: 4 Awkward Realities
I Had Testicular Cancer: 4 Awkward Realities

I choose to view the sack as more half-full than half-empty.

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6 Food Myths You Probably Believe (That Are Complete BS)
6 Food Myths You Probably Believe (That Are Complete BS)

Most of the things you probably believe about your favorite foods are about as scientifically accurate as 'Timecop.'

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6 Reasons Why Mass Space Travel Would Completely Suck
6 Reasons Why Mass Space Travel Would Completely Suck

We want our space life to be just like our regular life: Lazy, deliciously malnourished, and full of aimless distractions. And that's the real challenge.

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7 Weapons You Can (But Probably Shouldn't) Build
7 Weapons You Can (But Probably Shouldn't) Build

Please ignore everything we're about to tell you about these dangerous homemade death machines and do not look at the awesome GIFs demonstrating their power.

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5 Man-Made Substances That Are Way Too Much Like Witchcraft
5 Man-Made Substances That Are Way Too Much Like Witchcraft

All of the substances on this list could, if transported back to some previous era, probably get you convicted of witchcraft.

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4 'Common Sense' Cures That Are Total Snake Oil
4 'Common Sense' Cures That Are Total Snake Oil

All these common-sense cures for common illnesses are ineffective lies.

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5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares
5 Common Disorders That Turn Cute Animals Into Nightmares

Bald chimps look like Verne Troyer bulked up on bovine growth hormone and filled his ball sack with saline.

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6 Ways We Ruined The Earth (While Trying To Save It)
6 Ways We Ruined The Earth (While Trying To Save It)

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6 Things You Learn As A Guy With An Eating Disorder
6 Things You Learn As A Guy With An Eating Disorder

All three of our interviewees have struggled to convince the world that this eating disorder stuff is not a one-sided thing.

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5 Realities Of Life When You Know You're Going To Die
5 Realities Of Life When You Know You're Going To Die

It's easy to forget that once cancer reaches a certain stage it's not a matter of if, but when.

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