Cracked Archive - Science
Weird AF Examples of Human Evolution Happening Right Now
They're no X-Men, but they'll do.
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- By Ivan Farkas, Christian Markle
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62 No, We Didn't Just Find Dino DNA
Don't rush to don your cargo shorts just yet.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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An Old Dog (Maybe) Has "Weak Positive" Coronavirus
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- By Luis Prada
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Frogs Glow In The Dark, All Of Them (Keanu 'Whoa')
This is just going to make more people try to lick them, isn't it.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The News For Bullies Is Bad: Their Brains Are Small
You know what they say - small brain, huge inferiority complex that manifests as misplaced anger that's projected outward.
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- By Luis Prada
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Mammoths Were Sickly Inbred Mutants Who Couldn't Smell
This recontextualizes the entire 'Ice Age' film series.
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- By Luis Prada
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Endangered Wolf Travels 8,700 Miles Looking For Love, Dies Alone
Happy Valentine's Day?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Gigantic Problems We're Solving (With Stoner Logic)
We're not sure if these ideas are awful or awesome.
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- By Kelly Stone
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5 Reasons Sucky Teenage Years Are A Secret Blessing
Don't want to go to a reunion to find out who failed in life? Read this instead.
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- By Cedric Voets
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No, Trump Did Not Rip-Off Star Trek For His Space Force Logo
They’re still a bunch of plagiarists though.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Sinister Health Issues Caused By Modern Life
Not the mutant powers we had in mind.
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- By Aquiles Cacho
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Volcanoes Can Blow Our Brains Out (And Into Glass)
A horrifying reminder of mortality or new fashion trend -- you decide.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Great Historical Places (That Are Dumb As Balls In 2020)
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.
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- By Kelly Stone
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3D Glasses Work On Cuttlefish And It's Adorable
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- By Isaac Cabe
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