NIMH was a real place and their rat experiments were way darker than the book, movie or your nightmares depicted!
There's a good chance that Future Earth will look like a 5-year-old's attempt at making the planet out of mismatched Lego pieces.
So much of your personality is dictated by seemingly random nonsense you're not even aware of.
Sitcoms lied to us.
Human Innovation is an unstoppable steamroller, until it collides with the steamroller that is Human Stupidity.
We often joke that science is a form of dark magic, but now we're kinda starting to believe it.
A lot of wacky misunderstandings happen when you're cruising around in a beemobile.
Veterinarians kill themselves at four times the rate of the general population -- that's twice as likely to commit suicide as dentists and other medical practitioners.
Science has given you permission to eat more chocolate.
Remember that kid in grade school whose favorite food was paste? Maybe they grew out of it, grew up into a normal adult -- or maybe they nurtured that tendency and developed a full-on eating disorder.
Us no-smart-brain people tend to think that big problems require incredibly difficult solutions. But, well, of course that isn't always the case.
Warning: This article may cause you to violently punch your screen.
Space might think of itself as a final frontier, but for boundless human ingenuity, it's just another hurdle to insanity-scream our way over.