Cracked Archive - Science

Soon, monkeys will have unsatisfying jobs in IT and erectile dysfunction.

• By Nathan Williams
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• January 14, 2017

Plenty of species are just waiting for us to extinct ourselves as hard as humanly possible -- and some of them might be getting a bit impatient.

• By Cedric Voets
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• January 02, 2017

Even in a year as garbage as 2016, science just keeps right on trudging through the sludge of human misery to bring us incredible advances.

• By Ivan Farkas, Norbert Gehardt, Luke Miller
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• December 22, 2016

Spoiler Alert: Our bodies are alarmingly disgusting and frightening.

• By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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• December 19, 2016

Bugs are made of equal parts nightmares and hell-dimension rage.

• By Cracked Writers
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• December 13, 2016

Space. The final frontier ... for your poop.

• By Ian Fortey
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• December 10, 2016

While we'd hope you leave school know a few undeniable truths, it turns out you're leaving with fewer than you think.

• By Saikat Bhowmik
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• December 07, 2016

Don't let anyone tell you your fear is irrational. It's worse -- it's evolutionary.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• December 02, 2016

Parents are left with endless questions they'll never get answered ... and get to spend the grieving process being treated like murderers.

• By Robert Evans
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• November 29, 2016

While the sales pitch of every successful company is to offer consumers some way to make our lives better, a whole bunch of them have secretly been doing the exact opposite.

• By Nimby Smith
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• November 28, 2016

For those who already know math, have fun pointing out what I got wrong in the comments section.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• November 19, 2016

Some natural health trends do worse than make you insufferable at parties; they straight kill you.

• By Alyssa Feller
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• November 16, 2016

You wouldn't think a skin condition would turn a person into a social pariah. You would be wrong.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• November 16, 2016

Let's hope the security cam footage from this place doesn't show the beginning of humanity's end.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• November 04, 2016

There is a neurological condition called aphantasia, and its sufferers literally have no imagination. We spoke to three of them.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• November 02, 2016