It's always been rough being a teenager, and there's at least some evidence it's now rougher than ever.
Soon, monkeys will have unsatisfying jobs in IT and erectile dysfunction.
If your nosey aunt starts asking why you didn't go to med school, show her this.
Don't trust anybody. Especially yourself.
Plenty of species are just waiting for us to extinct ourselves as hard as humanly possible -- and some of them might be getting a bit impatient.
Even in a year as garbage as 2016, science just keeps right on trudging through the sludge of human misery to bring us incredible advances.
Spoiler Alert: Our bodies are alarmingly disgusting and frightening.
Bugs are made of equal parts nightmares and hell-dimension rage.
Space. The final frontier ... for your poop.
While we'd hope you leave school know a few undeniable truths, it turns out you're leaving with fewer than you think.
Parents are left with endless questions they'll never get answered ... and get to spend the grieving process being treated like murderers.
While the sales pitch of every successful company is to offer consumers some way to make our lives better, a whole bunch of them have secretly been doing the exact opposite.
Despite our obesity epidemic, we don't know everything about food, it turns out.