Cracked Archive - Science
Don't Forget To Add Natural Disasters To The '2020 Sucks' List
California is on fire again and that's to say nothing of the earthquakes and hurricanes.
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31 The Best Presidential Prediction Model (Is Dumb AF)
It will shake you to your core.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Dying People In Canada Can Now Do Magic Mushrooms; Why Stop There?
It's time we put the spice in hospice.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Ways Being Rich Messes Up Your Mind (According To Science)
This isn't some Postmodernist Commie SJW Cultural-Marxist take -- there's science to it.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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Yes; You Can Sense When Someone's Watching You
You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Scientific Movement To Declare Fish A Myth (It Makes Sense. Really.)
Pictured: Not real.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Soooo, Corona May Cause Brain Damage Too
Even if COVID-19 goes away, that doesn't mean the effects won't last.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Futuristic Predictions That Now Sound Hilarious
Science fiction has like one job -- to imagine the future, so it's kind of embarrassing when it totally fails at that.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)
One of these at a time please.
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- By Luis Prada
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First COVID Drug Is Coming; Not That You Can Afford It
Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Florida Is Changing The Definition of “Intensive Care” To Lower Infection Numbers
When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Mating Rituals That Prove Nature's Freaky AF
Even a David Attenborough voiceover couldn't class up the love life of the animal kingdom.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Goofy Ways Our Ancestors Thought We'd All Die
New science scares us!
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Massive Landslide In Norway Drags Eight Homes Into The Sea
Watch as this house moves into the ocean like it's riding on a Bird scooter.
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- By Dan Duddy
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