Scientists are great!
The animals' iconic black-and-white markings don’t actually serve a single purpose.
Did you know hypnotizing an alligator is actually relatively simple?
To quote C-3PO, 'The odds of navigating an asteroid field are 3,720 to 1.'
Drugs are bad, and ... oh wait. It seems the rest of this article says that drugs are good.
Finding Uranus was just a cool little side note in the ongoing quest to populate outer space with fantastical beings.
Breakfast is edible magic...except, not really.
You probably don't give much thought to how important your fingers are.
You should NOT try this experiment outside of a laboratory setting, as basically every single facet of this is hilariously toxic to humans.