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5 of the Most Useless Facts Scientists Have Deduced About Space<\/a><\/h2>

It\u2019s huge, it\u2019s unexplored and it\u2019s none of my business<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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10 Unexpected Places Human Poop Has Been Found<\/a><\/h2>

We really need to start washing our hands better after going number two<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Wild Animals That Get More Dangerous After They Die<\/a><\/h2>

A dead whale? Oh, you mean the world\u2019s stinkiest bomb<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Problems Astronauts Never Expected They\u2019d Run Into<\/a><\/h2>

Oh no, your diet just contributed to the War on Christmas<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Cancer Is the Funniest Zodiac Sign, According to Psychics<\/a><\/h2>

When it comes to humor, the crabs seem to reign supreme<\/p>

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By Ian Garner <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Ways an Evil Twin Can Suck Your Life Away<\/a><\/h2>

There\u2019s only enough room in this world for one of you<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Reasons Horseshoe Crabs, Not Himbos, Are the True Kings of the Beach<\/a><\/h2>

Less sexy speedos, more smooth shells and telsons, please!<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Ways Babies Are Manipulative Little Jerks<\/a><\/h2>

For starters, their smiles are (mostly) fake and the smell of their heads literally gets you high<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Modern Metropolises Primed to Become Ghost Towns<\/a><\/h2>

It just takes one awkward sneeze on a planetary level and you\u2019re off the map<\/p>

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By Eli Yudin <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Enduring Mysteries and Disasters That May Be Solved in Our Lifetimes<\/a><\/h2>

Before we know it, cancer might not even be a thing anymore<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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Six Beauty Treatments That Use Less-Than-Beautiful Bodily Fluids<\/a><\/h2>

Like, for instance, nightingale excrement<\/p>

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By Mike Rampton <\/a> <\/dd>
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