Cracked Archive - Science

We All Steal Each Others Weird Dreams

It sounds like we binged on edibles, but hear us out.

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Dogs Laugh -- And Do For The Same Reasons We Do

Everyone in the audience of a Judd Apatow movie is no better than a drooling, butthole-sniffing dog, but we knew that already.

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The Bizarre Nipple Obsession Of Koko The Gorilla

The famous primate was an infamous pervert.

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Apparently, Different Animals Keep Evolving Into Crabs

Seems a bit shellfish, don't you think?

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Science Of Needing People To Think You’re A Dork

We don't like people who are too perfect. It's science.

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America's Extremely Dumb History Of Falling For Infinite Energy Scams

Perpetual motion machines are as American as baseball and deep-fried cigarettes.

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5 Crazy Science Stories That Flew Under Everybody's Radar

Let's get blinded with latest and greatest of science.

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A Koozie For Your Burrito Is Peak Genius (Or Madness?)

You never realized a burrito needed a fancy suit, but here we all are.

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5 Crazypants Scientific Discoveries (Happening Right Now)

There's been a lot of news lately, but science never sleeps.

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5 Stupid Things Quietly Destroying the Planet

Other than just general human kind.

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Science Doesn't Know How Eels Bone

Eels don't kiss and tell.

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5 Crazy Ways Climate Change Is Affecting Us

It's like Captain Planet's fever dream.

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Don't Forget To Add Natural Disasters To The '2020 Sucks' List

California is on fire again and that's to say nothing of the earthquakes and hurricanes.

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