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5 Dubious Sounding Tricks People Are Claiming As Keys To Longer Life<\/a><\/h2>

We don't want to shuffle toward the embrace of death. There's simply too much to do.<\/p>

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By Justin Crockett <\/a> <\/dd>
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Time To Talk About The Poop On The Moon<\/a><\/h2>

Live long and prosper, moon poop.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Scientific Misconceptions People Believe For Extremely Dumb Reasons<\/a><\/h2>

Well everybody, it turns out we've been maligning neanderthals unfairly for years.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 Everyday Foods That Only Became Popular Relatively Recently<\/a><\/h2>

Have you ever completely changed your opinion on a food? Sometimes, it happens on a massive, society-wide level, for unexpected reasons.<\/p>

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By Chris Corlew <\/a> <\/dd>
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Reminder: Your Brain Is Lying; All Skittles Taste The Same<\/a><\/h2>

What is the secret of Skittles Lime?<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Horrors Of Evolution School Never Mentioned<\/a><\/h2>

The ancient world was a strange and terrifying place, emphasis on the strange.<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Octopus Facts That Prove They're Floating Piles of Superpowers<\/a><\/h2>

When God created the octopus, he checked literally all of the boxes.<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 Innocent Animals Who Are Secretly Nightmare Machines<\/a><\/h2>

What we're saying is that even the most normal zoo is secretly the bowels of the underworld.<\/p>

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By Alex Hanton <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Everyday Science Facts (Nearly Everybody Gets Wrong)<\/a><\/h2>

We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Pig Facts That Prove They'll Rule The Earth Someday<\/a><\/h2>

Pigs are intelligent and resilient animals, but not if we eat them as fast as humanly possible.<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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55 Bizarre Facts About The Human Body<\/a><\/h2>

If you or someone you know has a body, you should read this now.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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6 Nightmare Animal Attacks Starring Everyday Creatures<\/a><\/h2>

If we teach you anything today, it's that swans are wretched beasts.<\/p>

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By Alex Hanton <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Elephants Facts That Prove They're Low-key Geniuses<\/a><\/h2>

Elephants can imitate human speech. Why didn't anybody tell us this sooner?<\/p>

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By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz <\/a> <\/dd>
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5 Big Healthcare Problems That Aren't Getting Enough Press<\/a><\/h2>

We've got some good news and some bad news. Actually, it's all bad news.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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