Cracked Archive - Science
The Lie Detector's Inventor Married The First Person He Questioned
The device measuring her heartrate actually detected ... love.
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3 5 People Who Succeeded At The One Thing They Couldn't Physically Do
You can play the violin with your feet, and paint with your mouth.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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CAT Scans Only Exist Because Of The Beatles
The Beatles were cool cats.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Bees Are Fish, Affirms California Court
The legal system is broken (to favor bees).
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Portals To Other Worlds (Right Here On Planet Earth)
Our own planet is filled with weirdo places that look like distant worlds.
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- By Justin Crockett
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Someone Actually Lifted A House With Balloons Like In 'Up'
They set a world record in the process.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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You're All Summerpilled: Why It's Actually The Worst Season
You can eat ice cream whenever! Wake up, people!
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- By Eli Yudin
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No, 98.6 Degrees Isn't The Normal Human Body Temperature
In fact, our average temperature keeps dropping.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Fake Dino Park Fooled Scientists
Crazy billionaire closing dinos? Sounds legit.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Jurassic Park's Science Actually Works (To Make Beer)
They tried saving lives. That failed, so they made beer.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Cracked's Big Questions: 4 Ways We Ended Up With So Much Junk Food
Why are Americans so fat? Blame Richard Nixon.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Jurassic Park's Technical Advisor Wants To Make Real Dinosaurs From Chickens
Life BAWK finds a way.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Seasons No Longer Exist, Only Hot And Cold
Tell me, father, what was this "spring" you speak of?
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- By Eli Yudin
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We Started Studying Anesthesia After Toenail Surgery Went Horribly Wrong
Turns out this stuff was more complicated than we thought.
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5 Bananas Things Apes Do In The Wild
It makes sense to fear apes: they’re humanity’s wildly unpredictable cousins. Ape violence makes us wonder what horrible instincts are lurking deep within our own natures, but it turns out reality is even more horrifying (and hornier) than fiction.
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- By Chris Corlew
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