Cracked Archive - Science
30 Medical Facts You'll Swear Are B.S. (But Aren't)
Medicine hasn’t gotten any less weird, in the modern era. It’s just weird in a new way.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 21, 2019
FDA: Stealing Young People's Blood Won't Make You Immortal
Stop absorbing the blood of the young -- is something no government should ever have to say.
- By Cedric Voets
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- February 20, 2019
5 Terrifying Food Secrets Supermarkets Will Never Tell You
Sorry, we don't make the rules.
- By Kelly Stone
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- February 08, 2019
4 Apocalyptic Crises (Basically Nobody Realizes Are Coming)
These things are quietly breaking down in the background ...
- By Mark Hill
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- February 01, 2019
5 Ways Modern Life's Causing Our Bodies To Fall Apart
Our awful lifestyles are causing our bodies to fall apart in all sorts of bizarre ways.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 31, 2019
The 15 Weirdest Things In Normal Products You Own
Have a glimpse behind the curtain.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 16, 2019
Hanger And The Munchies: 5 Common Food Feelings Explained
We need to talk about these mouthfeels.
- By Adam Wears
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- January 11, 2019
21 Weird Health Facts That Everyone Should Know (Pt 2)
The modern world is stomping all over your physical and mental well-being from several directions.
- By David Wong
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- January 03, 2019
21 Weird Health Facts That Everyone Should Know (Pt 1)
Statistically, there's an overwhelming chance that you kind of feel like crap right now.
- By David Wong
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- January 02, 2019
5 Real Science Experiments Straight Out Of A Horror Movie
Science doesn't care if it leaves deep, ragged scars on our souls.
- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Eamon Lahiri, Tee Ngin Rui
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- December 26, 2018
5 Ways Your Phone Is Secretly Destroying Your Life
We promise we're not going to lecture you about how smartphones are evil.
- By Mark Hill
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- December 10, 2018
Life When Your Brain Randomly Won't Allow You To Talk
Selective mutism is a deeply weird and often infuriating condition.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- November 28, 2018
FFS, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Might Become A Netflix Show
This is a bad, bad idea.
- By Adam Wears
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- November 26, 2018
Ants Are Better At Flu Season Than Your Stupid Co-Workers
Ants take sick days, get healthcare, and most importantly, vaccinate.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 26, 2018
4 Health Problems You Had No Clue Were Contagious
We don't mean to alarm you, but the entire world is covered in imminent death.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- November 10, 2018
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