Medicine hasn’t gotten any less weird, in the modern era. It’s just weird in a new way.
Stop absorbing the blood of the young -- is something no government should ever have to say.
Sorry, we don't make the rules.
These things are quietly breaking down in the background ...
Our awful lifestyles are causing our bodies to fall apart in all sorts of bizarre ways.
We need to talk about these mouthfeels.
The modern world is stomping all over your physical and mental well-being from several directions.
Statistically, there's an overwhelming chance that you kind of feel like crap right now.
Science doesn't care if it leaves deep, ragged scars on our souls.
We promise we're not going to lecture you about how smartphones are evil.
Selective mutism is a deeply weird and often infuriating condition.
This is a bad, bad idea.
Ants take sick days, get healthcare, and most importantly, vaccinate.