Cracked Archive - Science

The Other Outbreak In America The News Forgot About
In case you thought the news didn't suck enough, here's a reminder that measles is still around.
- Authors
- By Mark Hill
- Published
- Comments
-
20
5 Futuristic Predictions That Now Sound Hilarious
Science fiction has like one job -- to imagine the future, so it's kind of embarrassing when it totally fails at that.
- Authors
- By Andres Diplotti
- Published
- Comments
-
98
Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)
One of these at a time please.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
17
First COVID Drug Is Coming; Not That You Can Afford It
Pills for the privileged, ventilators for the very poor.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
63
Florida Is Changing The Definition of “Intensive Care” To Lower Infection Numbers
When doing nothing doesn't work, remember that you can always just lie.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
48
Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!
We've got your morning reading covered.
5 Mating Rituals That Prove Nature's Freaky AF
Even a David Attenborough voiceover couldn't class up the love life of the animal kingdom.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
22
Goofy Ways Our Ancestors Thought We'd All Die
New science scares us!
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
32
Massive Landslide In Norway Drags Eight Homes Into The Sea
Watch as this house moves into the ocean like it's riding on a Bird scooter.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
-
2
More Than Half Of Americans Might Say 'Pass' To A Vaccine
Trusting the government is a bitter pill to swallow.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
91
Sorry, But 'WE DISCOVERED A PARALLEL UNIVERSE' Is A BS Tabloid Headline
Put your plans to kidnap your alternate universe self and life their life on hold -- for now.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
18
It Sure Seems Like Florida And Georgia Lied About Their Infection Rates
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
79
Weird Ways Sleep BS Royally Messes Up Our Programs
Stop making yourself feel like crap.
- Authors
- By Kelly Stone
- Published
- Comments
-
64
Myths You're Hearing Right Now, Debunked
Don't over complicate this. The grossest explanation is often correct.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
84
Trash Pseudoscience Health BS That Celebs Have Sprung On Us
Don't listen these tips, and, for the love of God, don't pay for them.
- Authors
- By Maggie Clancy
- Published
- Comments
-
172
Weird Ways Science Is Screwed
Science can solve a lot of problems, but apparently not these ones ...
- Authors
- By Adam Wears
- Published
- Comments
-
64