Cracked Archive - Science
Ketchup Packets Are Useless And I'm Tired Of Pretending Otherwise
You know what would go great with these fries? One single drop of ketchup.
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- By Eli Yudin
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25 Enough With Pi Day, You Massive Nerds
Measure as many circles as you want, but I never need to hear about it again.
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- By Eli Yudin
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We All Underestimate How Far Birds Can Fly
An albatross goes years without returning to land.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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New Disgusting Pre-Dinosaur Octopus Just Dropped
Maybe they saw this thing and dropped the meteor on themselves.
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- By Eli Yudin
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NASA Sent A Lightsaber Into Space
This was because NASA are all nerds.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Silly Scenes That Show Mother Nature Is Drunk
Nature isn't always majestic.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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5 Celebrities Surprisingly Into Psychedelics
Toad venom, shrooms, and ayahuasca
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- By Dana Larsen
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Dutch Feet Contained 11 Inches. Chaos Ensued
This is why we should all just use cubits.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Wild Things I Learned Analyzing 23,000 Illegal Drugs
They're dirtier and more potent than if we legalized them.
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- By Dana Larsen
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Blue Raspberry Is Real, Just Have Faith
And even if it weren't real, it would still taste great.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Silly Problems Scientists Have To Deal With
The problem is sand dunes look a lot like naked people.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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That Time Scientists Thought Vulcan Was A Real Planet
In the 19th century, we gained and lost a planet that we never even had to begin with.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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The Homer Simpson Gene Shuts Down Part Of The Brain
Which suits Homer fine, he's happier that way.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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People Used To Blame Cavities On Evil Tooth Worms
Solution? Draw the worm out, with honey.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Lovesick in the Middle Ages? A Doctor Might Slice You Open
Bloodletting made you forget all your other problems.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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