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The family that slays together, stays together.
- By Willie Muse
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- November 18, 2020
Be grateful now that you can enjoy a beard without the president shaving it off of you at a party.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 16, 2020
He was Venmo-ing his in-laws for people the same way you would for cocktails at brunch.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 15, 2020
A royal ass-assination.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 15, 2020
... which is to say he took someone else’s design and made it a little better.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 14, 2020
Thanks, jerks.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 14, 2020
Stupid, uh, finds a way ...
- By Mark Hill
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- November 14, 2020
Bill Murray plus Hunter S. Thompson plus shotguns equals this article.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 13, 2020
The postman only purs twice.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 10, 2020
You won't believe what happened next! No seriously, you won't believe it.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 09, 2020
Complete with cute pictures of socialist heartthrobs; tweens of the world, unite!
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 08, 2020
It happened twice, which is still two more times than would be considered normal.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 07, 2020
More like yodel-ay-hee-sued.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 04, 2020
2020 was a dumpster fire, but 536 was a burning landfill.
- By Michelle Ranken
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- November 04, 2020
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