The family that slays together, stays together.
Be grateful now that you can enjoy a beard without the president shaving it off of you at a party.
A royal ass-assination.
... which is to say he took someone else’s design and made it a little better.
Bill Murray plus Hunter S. Thompson plus shotguns equals this article.
The postman only purs twice.
You won't believe what happened next! No seriously, you won't believe it.
Complete with cute pictures of socialist heartthrobs; tweens of the world, unite!
It happened twice, which is still two more times than would be considered normal.