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6 Reasons Homemade Porn is a Worse Idea Than You Think
Thanks to a string of C-list celebrities and low budget websites, the idea of a home sex tape is now more reasonable than ever. Who would turn down a chance to hump on camera? Not me. Not you. Not anyone. But let this be a warning to you, some things do not belong on camera.
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- By Ian Fortey
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6 Slang Terms With Surprisingly Badass Origins
Just like superheroes, words have origin stories, and we guarantee that these six are about a thousand times less shitty than Wolverine.
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- By JD Niemand
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The 6 Most Baffling Nobel Prizes Ever Awarded
Someone PLEASE nominate Cracked.
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- By Fernando Espino
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7 Books We Lost to History That Would Have Changed the World
If they had Internet back then, they would've never lost these books.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power In Hilariously Insane Ways
It probably wasn't all that awesome living under these rulers, but it's a lot of fun to read about them from afar.
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- By J. L. Coffman
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6 Assassination Attempts that Almost F#@cked the World
Some assassination attempts have come dangerously close to changing the world forever. We're not saying we'd be living in a land of breakdancing dinosaurs and chocolate flavored rainbows if a few things had gone the other way ... we're just saying we might all be Nazis.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Insanely Awesome Things The 1900s Thought We'd Have by Now
If only these free-thinkers had lived. America would be so awesome.
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- By Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway
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5 Real Buried Treasures That Can Make You Rich (Or Kill You)
You could be rolling in gold coins by the end of the week. If you can find them. And survive.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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