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iPod Circa 1985

How is that convenient.

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• October 07, 2009

5 Great Things You Didn't Know Came from Horrific Tragedies

Great things not only happen despite horrible disasters, but often because of them. Or, as the Japanese say, the most beautiful flowers grow only in the shit of Godzilla.

• By Henry Stennett
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• September 23, 2009

The 5 Ballsiest Lies Ever Passed off as Journalism

We all know publications lie (except Cracked). Still, the guys that printed these lies had sets the size bowling balls.

• By Erica Cantin
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• August 27, 2009

The 6 Most Horrific Bosses of All Time

Think about the worst boss you have ever had. Now add psychotic paranoia and murder.

• By Dan Seitz
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• August 23, 2009

5 Horrifying Apocalyptic Scenarios (That Have Already Happened)

• By Andre Infante
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• July 22, 2009

6 'Facts' About Historic Figures (Their Enemies Made Up)

• By samuelbloodthirst
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• July 13, 2009

Man things would have been so much ... worse?

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• June 03, 2009

17 Great Historical Moments Ruined by Modern Technology

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• June 03, 2009

6 'World-Changing' Inventions (That Didn't Change Shit)

• By Geoff Shakespeare
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• May 27, 2009

5 Nuns Who Could Kick Your Ass

• By Megan Robb
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• May 17, 2009

5 Pieces of Junk That Turned Out to be Invaluable Artifacts

• By Jake Slocum
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• May 15, 2009

The 6 Greatest Battlefield Mindf*cks

• By Andre Fernandes
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• May 08, 2009

6 People Who Secretly Ruled The World

• By Andre Fernandes
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• May 01, 2009

6 Random Coincidences That Created The Modern World

The stuff they say about time travel is right. You go back in time and change one little thing, and suddenly the future is full of Nazis and dinosaurs.

• By Fernando Espino
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• April 27, 2009

I Blame England for Everything (A Defense of America)

• By John Devore
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• April 25, 2009