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The ortolan is a small songbird that’s considered a French delicacy, but it ain’t no chicken.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 28, 2020
He was like a Soviet Hannibal Lecter, though he sucked at it.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 28, 2020
Classic(al) pranks.
- By Cedric Voets
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- November 27, 2020
They were the original 'Wet Bandits.'
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- November 25, 2020
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is an absurd helium-filled mess.
- By Eli Yudin
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- November 24, 2020
They store down Death. Death blinked.
- By Nathan Williams
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- November 24, 2020
Meet Georgia Tann: adoption advocate, kindly senior, and ghoul who stole 5,000 children.
- By Alex Hanton
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- November 23, 2020
As comical as that sounds, we scrunch up half of our faces as we close one eye to express the same thing today, so we can’t exactly talk.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 22, 2020
Naturally, the person responsible for making sure everyone perverted O’Keeffe’s pretty flowers was a man.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 21, 2020
Life is random. Which means some things don't feel random at all.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 20, 2020
His prices were almost as insane as his, well, decades of corporate malfeasance.
- By Alex Hanton
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- November 20, 2020
There's just no getting around it ...
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 19, 2020
Religious equality spread throughout the nation, all thanks to a few groups of dedicated countrymen ... who tossed their political leaders out a window.
- By Max Mitchem
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- November 18, 2020
The family that slays together, stays together.
- By Willie Muse
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- November 18, 2020
Be grateful now that you can enjoy a beard without the president shaving it off of you at a party.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- November 16, 2020
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