Look, if you dig deep enough everything is an amazing coincidence. But even cynics like us have to admit these are downright freaky.
Roosevelt DIDN'T kill the dinosaurs? Weird.
We're positive that the Mona Lisa shoots lasers, also.
Danny Ocean might have had some big plans in his movies, but he can't hold a candle to some of history's more daring real-life thieves.
Hey, thanks, Xerxes? For everything?
OK, Dan Brown, you were right. There are hidden messages in old-school art. Dong messages.
Just in case you need another reason to fondle your genitals.
Thanks to a string of C-list celebrities and low budget websites, the idea of a home sex tape is now more reasonable than ever. Who would turn down a chance to hump on camera? Not me. Not you. Not anyone. But let this be a warning to you, some things do not belong on camera.
If they had Internet back then, they would've never lost these books.
It probably wasn't all that awesome living under these rulers, but it's a lot of fun to read about them from afar.
Some assassination attempts have come dangerously close to changing the world forever. We're not saying we'd be living in a land of breakdancing dinosaurs and chocolate flavored rainbows if a few things had gone the other way ... we're just saying we might all be Nazis.