Cracked Archive - History
Just a handful of men can change the world. Particularly if those men are highly trained and heavily armed and possess next to no instincts for self-preservation. These are the soldiers whose job is to fling themselves into impossible situations, against ridiculous odds, where failure means a lot of other people will die.
- By Tony Pilgram
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- July 04, 2011
No matter how far back you go, dick jokes have been the driving force behind mankind's sense of humor. Even ancient figures and civilizations we tend to think of as wise and dignified weren't shy about whipping out some solid boner jokes, even when creating works of art for royalty.
- By Tom Lagana
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- June 21, 2011
We may never have had 'Darling Nikki' if it hadn't been for some world-changing movements everyone promptly forgot about.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- June 17, 2011
As we never get tired of pointing out, when you combine desperation, perseverance, ingenuity and giant balls, wonderful things happen. This is proven by these tales of men who found themselves in hostile territory with no chance of escape ... and just fucking escaped anyway
- By Tony Pilgram, Cornelius Appin, Drew Miller
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- June 16, 2011
Apparently, Billy Shakes was one of the most insane, violent, out of left-field wackos who ever picked up a pen.
- By Craig Thomas
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- June 07, 2011
Sieges are violent test of ingenuity and balls between two sides, and over the years men of war have come up with some pretty clever ways to keep their enemies the fuck off their lawns. Sieges are never as simple as ladders and ballistae, but here are six from history that are especially unusual.
- By Seanbaby
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- May 26, 2011
We might be going out on a limb here, but we're guessing that most of our readers aren't hardcore Civil War historians. And since VH-1 discontinued their series before they got around to the 1860s, a lot of us are walking around with Civil War misinformation firmly wired in our brains.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- May 24, 2011
How's this for a disclaimer: Much of what follows might be complete bullshit.
- By Eric Yosomono, Dustin Koski
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- May 07, 2011
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A stupid asshole is a poor choice to mind ones livestock.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- April 22, 2011
If you went to elementary school, odds are at some point you wound up with a nickname you hated. Well, you aren't the only one ...
- By Peter Hildebrand
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- April 20, 2011
In a rapidly shrinking world, it's becoming more and more important to have translations that are both lightning-fast and actually understandable. Of course, nobody told that to these people.
- By Rohan Ramakrishnan
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- April 05, 2011
Animals have been used in warfare for centuries. Sometimes it makes perfect sense -- horses have pulled chariots, and mules have carried equipment. Other times, well, things just get a little weird.
- By Drew Miller
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- March 20, 2011
Sometimes shit gets truly ridiculous in Congress.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , Zach Priestly
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- March 17, 2011
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