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5 Movie-Worthy Lines Said by Real Soldiers Facing Death
Some people need badass lines written for them. Others just have them come naturally.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , Dustin Koski
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- September 18, 2013
18 Real Sinister Conspiracies That Actually Happened
Actual conspiracies not only happen, but they are just as crazy as the fake ones.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 15, 2013
6 Real-Life Gunslingers Who Put Billy the Kid to Shame
Billy the Kid might as well have been playing cowboys and indians compared to these guys.
- By Glenn Clayburn
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- September 12, 2013
5 Shockingly Violent Back Stories of Everyday Traditions
The origins of the traditions you think of as mundane run the gamut from freaking odd to downright sinister.
- By Steve Shapiro, Auriane Desombre, Ridley Davis, Jack Stodgell
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- September 09, 2013
6 Unintentionally Hilarious Legacies of Famous Figures
We're almost certain no one ever intended to leave a legacy quite like these.
- By R. Jason Benson
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- September 08, 2013
6 Cartoonishly Simple Battle Plans That Worked
The best plan is the stupidest most unintended one, apparently.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- September 03, 2013
The 5 Most Hilariously Inept Explorers of All Time
These explorers were so flashily incompetent, it's a wonder they ever made it out their front door.
- By Nathan Blumenthal
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- September 01, 2013
The 6 Most Mismatched Battles Ever Won by Underdogs
Everyone loves a good David and Goliath story. Particularly when David has nothing to use but his oversized cojones.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- August 25, 2013
6 Landmarks That Are Secretly Awesome Transformers
Occasionally buildings transform into badass secret identities that make them look like Optimus Prime's cooler older brothers.
- By N. Christie
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- August 24, 2013
19 Historical Details That Prove We're Lucky to Be Alive Now
How did we make it this far in life?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 23, 2013
5 Badass Real Fugitives Who Put Action Movies to Shame
Everyone loves a good fugitive story -- it's one of the mainstays of Hollywood action movies. But it turns out real life is so much more badass.
- By Alex Hanton
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- August 17, 2013
The 5 Most Creative Acts of Insanity by Modern Dictators
It turns out even presidents are just as insane as the Kim Jongs and the Gadhafis out there ... and some are even worse.
- By Javier Yepes
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- August 11, 2013
6 Carefully Planned 'Utopias' That Went Spectacularly Insane
You can plan for anything except crazy people.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- August 08, 2013
5 Dumb Myths About Prehistoric Times That Everyone Believes
Don't let your preconceived notions about cavemen make you seem like a caveman.
- By Steve Kolenberg
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- August 05, 2013
24 Shocking Before-After Photos You Won't Believe Are Real
The only list where extreme weight loss and nuclear tragedy come together to entertain you.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 29, 2013
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