Cracked Archive - History
These folks stared right into the eyes of heavily armed evil and slowly, purposefully, without ever breaking eye contact, raised both middle fingers.
- By Pat Carnell, Eric Yosomono
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- March 07, 2014
How many history-making men have we almost lost to fatal pissing contests? A frightening amount, it turns out.
- By Jacopo della Quercia , Matthew Moffitt
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- March 05, 2014
When these people fought back against their respective regimes, they did it with style.
- By Pat Carnell, A.C. Grimes
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- February 28, 2014
It's almost like there were whole advertising offices infiltrated by aliens pretending to be humans and these ads are what they threw up at the end of the day.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- February 26, 2014
When lawyers go bad, holy crap do they make the most of it
- By Rob Nietupski
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- February 25, 2014
It turns out all our presidents may have actually been Terminators.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 22, 2014
Ideas are hard, you guys. (At least when you insist on actually coming up with your own.)
- By A.C. Grimes
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- February 18, 2014
Having spent the better part of a decade reading, talking, and writing about presidents, I've come to a conclusion: They are terrifying.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- February 17, 2014
Let's sit back and appreciate the fact that we don't have to experience the utter chaos that are these calendars.
- By Teddem Yee
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- February 15, 2014
All too often, agents are subject to the same human failings as the rest of us, except in their case, the blunders result in international incidents more embarrassing than your high school yearbook.
- By Alex Hanton, Evan V. Symon
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- February 13, 2014
Photos of the past, when viewed out of context, are bizarre and/or terrifying. And in many cases, adding the context just makes them worse.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- February 10, 2014
Language often takes some pretty bizarre turns on the way to its modern usage. And sometimes a seemingly innocent phrase is the result of one supremely messed-up past.
- By Brenna Crotty
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- February 05, 2014
As it turns out, many presidents spent their younger years going on Hollywood-worthy adventures through history, doling out Old West-style justice and opening casino bars in the South Pacific.
- By Gavin Jamieson
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- February 02, 2014
We cling to certain well-known tales that help us easily label and categorize our presidents. There's only one problem with these little nuggets of awesome: Not nearly all of them are true.
- By Alex Hanton
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- January 23, 2014
In every system at every level of society, you're bound to come across at least one group bent on exploiting you with puppy-punching ruthlessness.
- By A.C. Grimes
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- January 17, 2014
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