Cracked Archive - History
7 Dark AF Ways Your Ancestors Had Fun
Back in the day, our ancestors had a lot fewer things around to entertain them. Maybe that's why they came up with all this crazy stuff ...
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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164 5 Delightfully Crazy Ways People Tried To Contact the Dead
We can't agree on what happens to us after we die. Luckily, there have been plenty of spiritual pioneers who took it upon themselves to ask the only people who know the answer ...
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Real Scandals Crazier Than Anything On 'House Of Cards'
Real politicians aren't our there murdering dogs or pushing their enemies to certain death, right? Come on, of course they've done all of that and worse.
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- By Alex Hanton
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The Board Game 'Life' Used To Kill Its Players
The Game of Life used to be much, much darker.
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- By Cracked Writers
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6 Terrible Stereotypes (That Came From Positive Things)
The world is not fair.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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Henry VIII Wore What Was Basically A Loki Helmet
At one point, Henry really lived up to the supervillain stereotype.
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- By Cracked Writers
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5 Horrible Dictators Who Had Totally WTF Hobbies
We'd love to say that being in a position of power brings out the best in people...
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- By Kelly Stone
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4 Scary Moments In History That Were Worse Than You Realized
Like a Kinder Surprise, if the chocolate was horror and the surprise was even more horror.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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In The 1950s, America Wanted To Nuke The Moon
Throughout the course of history, the U.S. has at least attempted to put a military base or nuclear weapons in just about any location you can dream up. The moon was no exception.
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- By Cracked Writers
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4 Dark Easter Eggs In Famous Cities (Hiding In Plain Sight)
Look hard enough, and you'll see that cities and towns are still pockmarked with creepy remnants of wars gone by.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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The Incredible True Christmas Story From WWII's Dark Days
There's a limit to our suspension of disbelief in regards to Christmas miracles, and that limit is Nazis.
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- By John Champion
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5 Hilarious 2017 Twitter Moments You Might've Missed
Twitter is a yawning gyre of GIFs, random maniacs screaming into the endless void in search of a meager morsel of meaning, and dog photos.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Serious Historical Events That Became Goofy Farces
History is like a toga-wearing frat boy named Moose who duct-tapes malt liquor bottles to his hands.
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- By Alex Hanton
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5 Beloved Holiday Traditions (That Started Out Crazy Dark)
You might occasionally wonder how all these holiday traditions got started. We'd advise you not to dig too deeply, because you might not like what you find ...
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- By Chris Radomile
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5 Terrifying Diseases From History (People Just Made Up)
There were never any Satanic daycare centers, no teenager on the planet has ever played the so-called knockout game, and no one actually likes pumpkin spice.
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- By Mark Hill
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