Some of these folks clawed their way up from mundanity simply by having immense balls.
These the most famous artificially created languages around.
Things we assume were left in the distant past have a way of lingering on, decades or centuries longer than you'd have thought.
People have been noticing the deceitfulness of the world for a long time now, and history is littered with examples of people who have tried to do something about it. And they all failed.
Turns out you never know who's selling you that bottle of Evan green label.
Given humankind's penchant for handling pretty much everything it encounters with complete and utter insanity, it's no surprise that some of our death rituals have gotten a little ... inspired.
You can rest assured that many of the 'modern' problems we deal with today were around in Grandpa's time, too.
These are men who know that wars aren't won by the side with the best gear and the coolest-looking toys. Wars are won by the side with the soldiers who want it hardest.
When the robots finally take over and start sifting through the rubble that was Earth, they're going to come to the conclusion that ours was a mercy killing. Why? Because of ads like these.
These artists beat the odds and achieved their dreams ... however stupid those dreams turned out to be.
There's a reason Hollywood makes more movies about war than, say, wine tasting competitions.
War is a wacky, bizarre kind of hell.
These awesome finds are still unclaimed after centuries ... or at least they were, before we posted this article.