It turns out that archaeology has proven a whole bunch of our assumptions to be wrong, which, in addition to tricking Nazis into melting their own faces off, is exactly what archaeologists are supposed to do.
When the United States comes to town, bad shit comes with us.
Overthrowing a government takes an enormous amount of planning, strategy, and resources. Or, you know, just a gigantic set of balls.
We've talked before about how badass presidents are. Now it's time to wonder about how these idiots got to lead our country.
It turns out great historical figures' lives have more random side quests than your average RPG.
A handful of things have managed to go from pink to blue in our culture, and here are four of them.
Back in the olden days, advertisers made the bold move of using the saddest pictures possible to depress viewers into buying their products out of pity.
These stunts range from merely dickish to grossly illegal, and each is still admirable in its own way.
The shaping of history is a lot less Illuminati and a lot more the 3 Stooges.
The alphabet's been playing you for a sap.
Jason Vorhees would run away screaming at the sight of any of these real-life monsters.
We get so tied up in slut-shaming contemporary celebrities that it's easy to forget how some of history's greatest minds spent most their energy having the nastiest sex they could get their hands on.