Their genitals aren't like ours. Theirs are special. Theirs are magic.
Many historic events were such drunken shitshows that it's hard to imagine what modern civilization would even look like if not for the intervention of booze.
Most monuments are actually pretty crazy. But those ones are tiddlywinks compared to these tributes we almost had.
Belarus is frequently called 'Europe's last dictatorship.' We sat down with a man from there, and this is what we learned
The best evidence of how batshit things got is that so many of the weirder stories just became footnotes in your history book.
Hey, scientists, cut it out.
We often imagine our elders as being more prudish than we are today. But, well, you can see where this is going ...
In my version of a perfect world, every conspiracy theory would be true.
As much as we like to complain about all the bullshit the world is throwing at us today, our Internet-less, video-game-free ancestors had it way, way worse.
If you owned a time machine and took a tour of the past, you'd see the same shit coming up over and over again.
These are straight out of crime novels. The ones where the authors died mysteriously before finishing them.