The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.
Allowing your first daughter to be raised on welfare and a waitress income while you're swimming in money is a dick move, Apple Man.
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
In 1965, inspired by the unique and controversial opinion that cigarettes were terrible, Herbert A. Gilbert set out to create a logical solution: the electronic cigarette.
It's amazing how one scream out of context can tank an entire campaign, even when you're a frontrunner.
If you've had a blast in Las Vegas recently, rule number one is what happened there stays there. Rule number two is you thank a mormon.
Sexism brought us a whole lot of bad things, but sometimes people screwed up and they accidentally brought us things that are really nice to have.
While they were busy getting degrees, raising families and starting careers, a civil war snuck up and slapped the people of Ukraine right in their pants.
The Athenians were so inundated with lawsuits that they had a special term for the sort of person who litigates if you look at them funny.
The Nazi's were like a bad tv-spinoff of America.
Sometimes stealing a helicopter is as simple as swooping in at night and taking it while no one is looking. Seriously.
There are some lucky bastards out there whose accidental discoveries made their entire lives. The best part? They didn't even have to leave their own homes.
'Slut' or something much worse is currently tops to degrade a female perceived as promiscuous, but 'hussy' is a close relative and once the preferred a-bomb of past a-holes.