If you take a closer look at some of the machines we've been fervently drawing on our Trapper Keepers during study hall, you might find them hiding a ludicrous Achilles heel.
Their genitals aren't like ours. Theirs are special. Theirs are magic.
Many historic events were such drunken shitshows that it's hard to imagine what modern civilization would even look like if not for the intervention of booze.
Most monuments are actually pretty crazy. But those ones are tiddlywinks compared to these tributes we almost had.
Belarus is frequently called 'Europe's last dictatorship.' We sat down with a man from there, and this is what we learned
The best evidence of how batshit things got is that so many of the weirder stories just became footnotes in your history book.
Those planks of the wood in the past were too busy dying or running from dinosaurs to have a sense of humor of things. Right?
Hey, scientists, cut it out.
We often imagine our elders as being more prudish than we are today. But, well, you can see where this is going ...