Winston Churchill's famous speech was recorded nine years after he originally gave it.
Ever wonder what it's like being a living, breathing felony offense?
Have a hemmorrhoid? Better put a burning poker on it.
The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.
Allowing your first daughter to be raised on welfare and a waitress income while you're swimming in money is a dick move, Apple Man.
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
These jokes have held up better in hundreds of years than Seinfeld has in 20.
Apparently Ronald Reagan saved his more unscrupulous presidential deeds for when he headed up the Screen Actors Guild.
In 1965, inspired by the unique and controversial opinion that cigarettes were terrible, Herbert A. Gilbert set out to create a logical solution: the electronic cigarette.
It's amazing how one scream out of context can tank an entire campaign, even when you're a frontrunner.
If you've had a blast in Las Vegas recently, rule number one is what happened there stays there. Rule number two is you thank a mormon.
When seeking endorsements for re-election, apparently giving out pieces of 9/11 wreckage is a good idea.
Sexism brought us a whole lot of bad things, but sometimes people screwed up and they accidentally brought us things that are really nice to have.
While they were busy getting degrees, raising families and starting careers, a civil war snuck up and slapped the people of Ukraine right in their pants.