When seeking endorsements for re-election, apparently giving out pieces of 9/11 wreckage is a good idea.
Sexism brought us a whole lot of bad things, but sometimes people screwed up and they accidentally brought us things that are really nice to have.
While they were busy getting degrees, raising families and starting careers, a civil war snuck up and slapped the people of Ukraine right in their pants.
Times change. Sometimes for the better. Sometimes for the booty-er.
When you want a woolly mammoth, the Russian mob is your first stop.
That terrifying moment when you realize your high-ranking commander is also a serial rapist and murderer.
The Athenians were so inundated with lawsuits that they had a special term for the sort of person who litigates if you look at them funny.
The Nazi's were like a bad tv-spinoff of America.
Yard glasses were popularized in the 17th Century and not by the local apes at the frat house down the street.
Sometimes stealing a helicopter is as simple as swooping in at night and taking it while no one is looking. Seriously.
There are some lucky bastards out there whose accidental discoveries made their entire lives. The best part? They didn't even have to leave their own homes.
Sometimes you don't need to manipulate an image to make your audience second-guess themselves. Sometimes all you have to do is simply snap the picture.
'Slut' or something much worse is currently tops to degrade a female perceived as promiscuous, but 'hussy' is a close relative and once the preferred a-bomb of past a-holes.