A woodshed burns down and then Legos happen.
Even God needs to keep his brand up to date.
Hindsight is always 20/20, but sometimes the foresight is pretty much 20/20 too.
Winston Churchill's famous speech was recorded nine years after he originally gave it.
Ever wonder what it's like being a living, breathing felony offense?
Have a hemmorrhoid? Better put a burning poker on it.
The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.
Allowing your first daughter to be raised on welfare and a waitress income while you're swimming in money is a dick move, Apple Man.
If only we could be like these people. If we were to suddenly find ourselves in the middle of an honest-to-God firefight, the only sick burns we'd be composing would be the ones in our underpants.
These jokes have held up better in hundreds of years than Seinfeld has in 20.
Apparently Ronald Reagan saved his more unscrupulous presidential deeds for when he headed up the Screen Actors Guild.
In 1965, inspired by the unique and controversial opinion that cigarettes were terrible, Herbert A. Gilbert set out to create a logical solution: the electronic cigarette.