There were never any Satanic daycare centers, no teenager on the planet has ever played the so-called knockout game, and no one actually likes pumpkin spice.
If politics has taught us anything in the past grueling year, it's that it involves a lot more posturing than actual policy.
America went and did it: We put a troll in charge of the country. And surprise! Things are not working out well. But to be fair, this isn't the first time.
Time travel is likely confined to questionably structured sci-fi movies for the foreseeable future.
Crime does not pay. Crime history, however, can make you filthy stinking rich.
It's that time of year again, so get ready to dive in with these artifacts that would've made Indiana Jones soil his khakis.
Over the course of his criminal career, a handful of women either escaped from or experienced near misses with Bundy. One of those women was our source today, Rhonda Stapley.
It's comforting to pretend that real-life crime plays by the same rules as TV, and that sooner or later every killer is nabbed by an attractive cop with a clever one-liner. Unfortunately, some deranged murderers are never found.
We're pretty certain that horror movies have been based off of the Virgin Mary's genitals.
We can't be certain, but Hitler may have had a picture of Carl Brigham in his school locker when he was a kid.
A lot of so-called anti-drug efforts which authorities have put together over the years have mostly been excuses to harass minorities.
Some of the most famous people to walk the earth have been plagued with odd discharges and strange burning sensations severe enough to change the course of history.
Search deep enough, and even the most beloved figures have at one point or another blurted out something stupid, condescending, or plain hateful.
Popular history more closely resembles a Disney adaptation rather than how things actually went down.
If you dig deep enough, past all the wars and slavery and plagues, you can find a few heartwarming stories buried in history's cold murky depths.