Our ancestors were just as dumb as us.
Even when the world is ending, things can still take a turn for the worse.
First someone gets hurt, THEN it's all fun and games.
Not everything hard to solve is worth the effort.
Bored people will invent diabolical ways to entertain themselves regardless of the time period.
Sometimes ordinary citizens have to step in and get things done.
Some dark moments in history were even worse than you know.
Before the 20th century, most of the world was a toilet.
Even criminals can't help but reference pop culture.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: these guys were weirdos.
There are few things more dangerous than someone who is really powerful and equally petty.
These celebrities had absolutely no right to be anywhere near a real military. Like at all.
Every once in a while, humanity responds to innovative technology like a caveman banging their head on a rock.
Behind every successful person is a lower-level worker not getting the credit they deserve.
There are belts in your closet that are older than these archeological marvels.