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We're too vain and shallow these days? Spoilers: We've always been like that.
The panic, it is so banal!
We all contain crazy-ass multitudes.
We’ve all done dumb things for dumb reasons, but never on this scale.
Turns out that karma loves a cliffhanger.
These a-list icons had a-hole tendencies.
Well folks, it's time to invent calculus.
'Read this article, on the website Cracked' - Charlemagne
Historically, important doesn't always mean serious.
If humor is tragedy plus time, profit is tragedy plus no time at all.
The Escobar legacy lives on (in phone form).
These don't belong in a museum.
Sometimes you don't choose thug life, thug life chooses you.