Cracked Archive - History

Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.

• By Mark Hill
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• May 22, 2020

A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 20, 2020

Living forever is great when your life rules.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• May 20, 2020

History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.

• By Alex Schmidt
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• May 19, 2020

Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?

• By Ryan Menezes
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• May 12, 2020

With great power comes great douchebaggery.

• By Agus Tamini
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• May 11, 2020

People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• May 07, 2020

Sometimes, politics is more art than science.

• By Steven Assarian, Kasper Kauhanen, Johan Kurniawan, Christian Markle, Richard C. Shaffer
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• May 05, 2020

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

• By Alex Hanton
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• May 01, 2020

Theaters have always been filled with mysterious syringes.

• By Blair Dodge, Abraham Mireles, A. N. Ulriksen, Tee Ngin Rui, Jack R. Loun
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• April 29, 2020

How the mighty have stayed perfectly upright.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 28, 2020

Not all of us can be the next Heisenberg.

• By Alex Hanton
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• April 27, 2020

We're happy to gloat about our country's best bits, but it's time we talked about the stuff buried in our proverbial backyard.

• By Adam Wears
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• April 25, 2020

Suing your enemies into oblivion can be fun, but not when it backfires.

• By Blair Dodge
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• April 21, 2020

If you want to make the history books, timing is everything.

• By Elorm Kojo Ntumy, Steven Assarian, Christian Markle
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• April 20, 2020