Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.
Living forever is great when your life rules.
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.
Not all of us can be the next Heisenberg.
We're happy to gloat about our country's best bits, but it's time we talked about the stuff buried in our proverbial backyard.
Suing your enemies into oblivion can be fun, but not when it backfires.
If you want to make the history books, timing is everything.