The true story of the goofus behind the famous line.
When your only two options involve croaking.
An end to trench archeology-fare.
Sometimes yelling 'I'm a king!' actually works.
Forrest Fenn's treasure has been discovered. At least according to Forrest Fenn.
Many of our civic institutions possess the calculated vision of a 5 AM drunk ordering 2,000 AA batteries off Amazon.
This has happened before, it will happen again.
Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.
Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.