That scam email you received this morning might've been written a few hours ago, but it's been centuries in the making.
Choosing the alien over the other.
If your job is 'rescuing people,' you sorta need to do it right the first time.
Your grandparents were arguing about the same things.
Turns out those things have a pretty sketchy history.
Yeah, you're definitely remembering these incorrectly.
This is a story about time machines, aliens, a lot of dynamite, hermits, and a giant rock.
It's reassuring to know when we hear the news talk about how our hobbies are dumb bullshit, several icons of history did the exact same stuff during their downtime.
Sometimes people just roll up to a random island and scream, 'This is the REAL Garden of Eden!'
When one looks back at that decade, we were all complete morons.
Back when they were compiling the Bible, a ton of embarrassing stuff got cut.
If a picture is worth 1000 words than this picture says, 'FU, Robert E. Lee' 200 times in a row.
It's a lot less Indiana Jones (and a lot more lawsuits).