Cracked Archive - History
Achievements That Emerged From Dark Times Like Now
Well folks, it's time to invent calculus.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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- April 03, 2020
Quotes That Are Quoted Totally Incorrectly
'Read this article, on the website Cracked' - Charlemagne
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- By Ryan Menezes, Abraham Mireles
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- April 01, 2020
7 'What' Side Stories From Famous Moments In History
Historically, important doesn't always mean serious.
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- By Alex Hanton, Blair Dodge, Ryan Menezes, Christian Markle, Matthew Z. Wood, Richard C. Shaffer
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- March 30, 2020
5 Tragedies That Douches Took Advantage Of
If humor is tragedy plus time, profit is tragedy plus no time at all.
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- By Adam Wears
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- March 30, 2020
The Official Pablo Escobar Phone Saga Is Bonkers
The Escobar legacy lives on (in phone form).
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- By Alex Hanton
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- March 29, 2020
Sadly, The Hobby Lobby Dead Sea Scrolls Are All Crafty Fakes
These don't belong in a museum.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- March 25, 2020
Bad Groups That Weren't Evil Originally
Sometimes you don't choose thug life, thug life chooses you.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 22, 2020
America May Be Deporting Its Last Living Nazi
Hopefully, whatever happens here, it will mean no more Nazis in America.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 09, 2020
5 Of The Most Evil Medical Professionals In History
The evil medical professional is practically its own sub-genre of horror.
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- By Andrew McRae
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- March 06, 2020
Historical Figures (Who Looked Waaaay Different Than You Think)
Famous generally try to make sure their public image is more flattering than reality.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- February 29, 2020
Badass Women History Class Totally Failed To Mention
Killer queens.
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- By Abraham Mireles
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- February 24, 2020
5 Unknown People Who Shaped History (While Being Lunatics)
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Nicholas Vrchoticky, Christian Markle
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- February 17, 2020
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