Not all of us can be the next Heisenberg.
We're happy to gloat about our country's best bits, but it's time we talked about the stuff buried in our proverbial backyard.
Suing your enemies into oblivion can be fun, but not when it backfires.
If you want to make the history books, timing is everything.
We're too vain and shallow these days? Spoilers: We've always been like that.
The panic, it is so banal!
Well folks, it's time to invent calculus.