Many of our civic institutions possess the calculated vision of a 5 AM drunk ordering 2,000 AA batteries off Amazon.
This has happened before, it will happen again.
Take a deep breath, dear reader, because this is about to get dark.
Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.
Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.
Living forever is great when your life rules.
History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
With great power comes great douchebaggery.
People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.
Sometimes, politics is more art than science.
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.