Lord of Boning *and* Bones.
Just because he's dead doesn't mean he can't get into trouble.
Sometimes, we got things all mixed up when it comes to history's famous murderers ...
Any of these deaths would have changed history.
If you decide to sail around the world by yourself, uh, don't.
Armies do brilliant stuff in war. We're not going to talk about that today.
If you're going to cheat death, you might as well give him the finger as well.
Sacre blue, y'all.
They do not take kindly to interruptions of their fancy parties.
Sometimes an absolutely fabulous hat leads to a whole lot of bullets.
According to Christianity, if you ever see an angel, RUN.
Sometimes what you were told is not how it actually happened.
If you're tired of hearing about fad diets, spare a thought for what health-conscious types in the past had to put up with.