Many of our civic institutions possess the calculated vision of a 5 AM drunk ordering 2,000 AA batteries off Amazon.
This has happened before, it will happen again.
Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.
Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.
A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.
Living forever is great when your life rules.
Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?
People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.
The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.