Reset Music Celebrities Tech Sex Sports News Science History Weird World Movies & TV Episodes Extras Video Games
Reset 2021 2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005
Reset December November October September August July June May April March February January

Cracked Archive - History

Totally Bonkers Emergency Plans Countries Prepped For

Many of our civic institutions possess the calculated vision of a 5 AM drunk ordering 2,000 AA batteries off Amazon.

41

Historical Pandemic Conspiracies More Crackers Than Today's

This has happened before, it will happen again.

68

Why Your City Looks Ugly AF

65

Dumb Moments In History: When Rich Weirdos Hand-Picked The Next Jesus

33

Chilling Dick Moves By Death Row Inmates

Take a deep breath, dear reader, because this is about to get dark.

104

Important History Question: Where Did Jesus's Foreskin Go?

Seriously, one of you guys has to have it.

60

Tolkien Versus Disney, And More WTF Historical Feuds

Tolkien reeeeally hated Disney's dwarves.

46

Hark! Shakespeare's Globe Theatre May Closeth Forever Due To This Crappe

A plague upon the house of Shakespeare.

9

Absolutely Ancient People Who Are Still Extremely Alive

Living forever is great when your life rules.

63

Historical Takeaways For What's Happening Now

History (both modern and powdered-wigged) has advice for us.

0

6 Everyday Groups (With A Sinister Original Purpose)

Groups that seem totally legit today began with a secret agenda -- who knew?

63

Tyrants Who Punched Down On WTF Dumb Things

With great power comes great douchebaggery.

48

The Historical Bond That Ireland And Native Americans Have Is Helping Out Big Time Right Now

People separated by an entire ocean, but bonded tighter than you'd imagine.

11

Politicians With Truly Staggering Levels Of Pettiness

Sometimes, politics is more art than science.

31

The Insane Children of The World's Worst Dictators

The nut doesn't fall far from the tree.

23