The English language was invented by a collection of hairy men with poorly healed axe wounds to the head.
They are, in fact, hungry, hungry hippos.
If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.
You've been sentenced to die. How do you escape?
Not the kind of blows to the head he was looking for.
It ties up every loose end Adams had a maddening habit of leaving to dangle.
At these locations, an unwanted wife could be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
To be fair, the creative mind behind 'Sleepless in Seattle' and 'You’ve Got Mail' is probably not the most trustworthy source of political secrets.
Sometimes you just gotta go with what you know.