These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
The Illuminati make it look so easy.
There's being proven wrong and there's getting thoroughly owned.
It was exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.
The man who avenged Abraham Lincoln also cut off his own genitals.
He may not have created the eccentric genius archetype but he sure as heck perfected it.
Turns out we haven't actually always done it this way.
These stories remind us what unlimited wealth and power can do to a human being.