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The English language was invented by a collection of hairy men with poorly healed axe wounds to the head.
- By Alex Hanton
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- September 28, 2020
From poetry to True Crime, obits have tried it all.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 27, 2020
Is the answer finally aliens?!
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 27, 2020
They are, in fact, hungry, hungry hippos.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 26, 2020
If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.
- By Alex Hanton
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- September 25, 2020
You've been sentenced to die. How do you escape?
- By Ryan Menezes
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- September 21, 2020
Not the kind of blows to the head he was looking for.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 21, 2020
It ties up every loose end Adams had a maddening habit of leaving to dangle.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 20, 2020
Believe it or not, official Roman currency didn’t bear dicks with wings.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 19, 2020
Make America Imperial Again.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 19, 2020
At these locations, an unwanted wife could be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 19, 2020
To be fair, the creative mind behind 'Sleepless in Seattle' and 'You’ve Got Mail' is probably not the most trustworthy source of political secrets.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 16, 2020
Looks like mummy’s back on the menu.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 15, 2020
Sometimes you just gotta go with what you know.
- By Alex Hanton
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- September 15, 2020
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