Do you enjoy being told that things are racist? If not, too bad.
Badass doesn't have a gender.
And not just because Mel Gibson can't do a Flemish accent either.
When it came to protecting young bodies, he was 1 - 100.
The English language was invented by a collection of hairy men with poorly healed axe wounds to the head.
They are, in fact, hungry, hungry hippos.
If Olestra chips were a thing today, they would last 35 minutes before social media turned on them.
You've been sentenced to die. How do you escape?
Not the kind of blows to the head he was looking for.