If you're a politician, it's just a matter of time before you get caught with your pants down and/or hand out. To save you the anxiety of figuring out what to tell the public, we've made a helpful chart to walk you through the process.

Political Scandal Spousal Decision Maker

Staying together for the kids might seem like the noble option, but let's be honest, it's really just more punishing than setting the cheating bastard free to chase more tail. If you take back a man who publically admitted to screwing around on national television, you pretty much have him by the balls for the rest of his life. "Honey, where are my clean shirts?" "I have no idea. Why don't you ask your WHORE?" "I'll just... go buy more shirts."