Whenever Robert Downey Jr. makes a movie, you hear about how tough he is to insure. Well, Jackie Chan is actually un-insurable, since according to most probability-calculating programs he's already died forty-seven times.

Restoring movement to extremities: All in a day's work.

Jackie Chan: The Real Captain America

Screw Steve Rogers, the real testament to modern medical technology is Jackie Chan.  He's suffered more damage than the Normandy beaches and continues to prove that every problem in the world, from nunchaku wielding thugs to hilarious ethnic misunderstandings, can be solved by beating people with folding chairs and comically hitting yourself in the head.

How to Fight Like Jackie Chan: An Impractical Tutorial