How to Watch The World Cup: A Simple Guide
The 2010 World Cup
It's predicted that more Americans will watch this World Cup than ever before. As a service to rookie soccer fans around the world, our research team put in hours of tireless research and put together the above forrmula for fitting in like a regular bloke at the pub taking in a little footie. Also, instead of giving high fives after a goal, soccer players and fans alike tend to celebrate by running around pretending to be an airplane. Also, the accepted greeting is a vigorous waggling of the genitals.