The Baroness could not be better designed for nerds if her breasts dispensed Mountain Dew. And don't think someone hasn't drawn that.
Just The Facts
- A female villain from G.I. Joe. If you didn't know that, we hope you're enjoying reading pages at random - look up "goatse" next!
- COBRA's intelligence officer, meaning she was either hired for her looks, decided not to work, or has chosen to exist as a living contradiction.
- Suspected of minor mutant powers (her ass seems to magnetically attract cameras).
Sienna Miller's part as the Baroness is the most dangerous female role since "Gorillas in the Mist". If the film flops she'll spend the rest of her life at the epicenter of comic convention sweat-lust hordes. To hell with gorillas - that level of risk makes a Jackie Chan movie look like a pillow commercial.