Luke......this is your mother.
"So it seems there's a weakness in your structure... A small exhaust port leading to your core. The rebels could exploit it..."
"Oh what ever will I do?"
"I could plug it for you." *wink wink*
On their wedding, both Tim and Laura wanted the world to know they were both virgins.
McCain and Palin 2008.
Yeah yeah great costumes, and everything, but can you imagine how loud the wheezing is during SEX! It's gotta sound like an ashmatic freight train getting choked by a foghorn.
It was a lovely wedding. Darth Maul was the best man. The Emperor gave her away. And after she threw the bouquet of light sabres they celebrated the nuptials by blowing up a planet.
True love has many forms, this is not one of them.
It a nice day for a dark wedding...
id like to feel HER force
"...and the Homecoming King and Queen are...."
This is my mom. The Death Star actually belongs to her. I just live in the basement.
I wanna post something funny, but I just find that female Darth Vader sexy. Is that weird?
And then Padme showed up and boy, was THAT awkward!