Never let Dr. Seuss design a stripper pole.
HelperMonkeyPreviously on LOST...
GattBehold, the Earth's first pubic hair!
Zoo06Here lies Salvador Dali.
DirkBeligSometimes there were two sets of footprints. Other times there were one set of footprints. And then sometimes there was a giant bronze sperm monster. Well played, Lord.
GenkaiIf you're on LSD, this looks absolutely straight.
DirkBeligIronically, this is on a Brazilian beach.
HelperMonkeyThat's totally Photoshopped. No one REALLY has a red camera.
CavalierXEven black sperm is bigger.
scottz6Excuse me, you haven't seen a giant ovum around here, have you?
zbeebsBeaches get so awkward when they begin puberty
ballsdeepJack was saddened he didn't make it home with the magic beans.
LilMoofAnd on the 8th day, the Lord installed a pull-and-speak cord on the Earth, and He was pleased by it.
Holy the GoalieI call it... "Sperm".
spiderjerusalem"Ah, Luke Skywalker! Now you see that your childhood teatherball is Frozen in Carbonite!! MUAHAHA!!"
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