My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

Los Angeles: America's Japan.

Is that guy on the right having a pee?

WHAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED: A red transformer in the background sniffing another transformer's butt. Very rarely caught on film.

"There can only be one!"

"Antonio, you don't deserve a star..." TAKE IT BACCKK!!!

Some people disapproved of Zorro's "tough love" parenting.

I have something to tell you... I'm not left handed either!

Pft, that is the most obvious product placement I have ever seen.

Remember, remember the 5th of Novem... what the fuck is this shit?

Now show us on the doll where Zorro marked you

Will Duel for Dollars

You know you're doing something freaky when THAT guy is staring at you like you're nuts...

"Batman's better." "Take it back!"