Waiting for the helium dealer, they look forward to getting high.
jtkloveNothing is as scary and exhilarating as a toddlers first molt.
ShawnStuGift wrapping just couldn't disguise what Michael Jackson was getting for his birthday.
DrTomThe Olsen twins are just about paper thin nowadays
rasputinThe city had invented ingenious pedophile traps. Now just wait and watch...
CyemmotThe poor children just felt all empty inside...
gamefreakjohnnyWhen you absolutely, positively need to suffocate your kid.
HalgyFuck you. They were on sale.
HelperMonkeyShow me on the doll where the lamp post touched you.
bcandersYou know that game in school where you let Elmer's glue dry on your hand and then pull it off. Timmy and Bobby were really good at it.
zbeebsIceman and Shadowkat's children are still learning how to use their powers...
Drroxxette"You can't wish for the same superpower as me, dickbag!"
technotardThis is why I've stopped watching Bjork videos.
Brett-ButlerThese kids don't have the guts to cross the street .
shafI truly believe that these new 3-D "Children at Play" signs are going to save some lives...
jeremycracked