Above picture: Statue-tory Rape.
DrroxxetteHe takes her for granite.
ScungilliThis is why Medusa is never allowed to come to orgies...
DrroxxetteAfter seeing the headstone he picked out, Grandma decided that being buried next to Grandpa wasn't all that important.
kirpuffJohn requested that he be remembered for his proudest achievement. John was a rapist.
DerpBotGraves Gone Wild
Drroxxette..M-C-A
IapyxHow Lot's Wife Got Her Groove Back
ScungilliWhat would you like on your Tombstone?
isles147Rarley seen; stone giants doing lamaze.
hey_mavisThat headstone has a crack in it!
llamallamallamayou barely move during sex, its like making love to a statue
smallshrimpAnd that's where gargoyles come from.
darthbogusVintage porn. Thank god we have the internet these days...
ZenParadigmDamn! Everyone's getting laid but me. :(
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