Above picture: Statue-tory Rape.
He takes her for granite.
This is why Medusa is never allowed to come to orgies...
After seeing the headstone he picked out, Grandma decided that being buried next to Grandpa wasn't all that important.
John requested that he be remembered for his proudest achievement.
John was a rapist.
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What would you like on your Tombstone?
Rarley seen; stone giants doing lamaze.
That headstone has a crack in it!
you barely move during sex, its like making love to a statue
And that's where gargoyles come from.
Vintage porn. Thank god we have the internet these days...
Damn! Everyone's getting laid but me. :(